4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
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