I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
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