I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Randomize
