drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
We had sex on a dog bed..
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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