she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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