No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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