somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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