I think I just saw someone hide a body.
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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