One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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