no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
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