Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
We had sex on a dog bed..
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
I need mimosas to revive my soul
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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