gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Randomize
