This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
no you cant smoke seaweed
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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