Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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