Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
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