did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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