About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
This baby is an asshole
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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