Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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