I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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