I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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