no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
The feeling are messing with the penis
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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