the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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