I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
Randomize
