they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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