Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
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