we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
i out mim tonsoeep
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