I just made out with a guy for $7.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
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