Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
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