do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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