Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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