S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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