watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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