Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
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