We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
Too much gin, very little bucket
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Randomize
