Are we in a gay sports bar?
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
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