i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
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