They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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