if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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