How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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