actually, I'm a sock model
life is too short to starve
life is also too short to be fat
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
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