I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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