To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Enjoy the penises
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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