opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
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