ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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