so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
Randomize
