Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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