Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
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