I just saw a hot homeless man
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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