Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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