Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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